Nightly Rambles 5/15

"Handstands are stupid.....I can do better."

"The carnival!!"

"What are you eating Megan?! GROSS!"

"You can't....you can't ride that one. You're TOO tall for that one. Little people. They ride it."

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"There's a little guy!! No big deal."

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"You're mean. Jerks."

*huffs*

"GIT EM MEGAN! Punch!"

"Huong we're going home. Hugs."

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‎"Jenny ate 37 shrimp."  

Parenthood

*Scout starts digging at her dog pillow, dragging it across the floor, making ripping noises*

L: *not even looking* Scout, I hope you tear that pillow up. I hope you destroy it, and then we have to throw it out. And then you won't have a pillow, and you'll be sad. So sad.
H: .....dude, what is your problem?

Buzz Words

L: When I was younger people made fun of me pretty often for my vocabulary. I wanted to fit in, but I also couldn't bring myself to dumb down my language. It was a conundrum.
H: Listen to you. "Conundrum." Who do you think you are? "Dumb down my language." How pretentious.
L: Actually, I've had coworkers before tell me they think I'm condescending - not because of HOW I talk to them, but because I use words they don't understand.
H: *doing her husband impression* Oh, I'm going to use this big word you don't know. What does it mean? Here, let me define it using this other word you don't know. Oh, you don't know that word either? Go fuck yourself. Meh meh meh.
L: Please. I would never say anything so uncouth.

A Bug's Life

Keep in mind, Lee is singing this whole time.

L: Huong is so cute! Cute as a bug!
H: Bugs aren't cute.
L: They're cute! Huong is cute as a bug. You look like a bug. Get over it.
H: *stare*
L: A lady bug.

Lee's Nightly Rambles: Hodepodge of Little Rambles

"It's physics DUH."

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 "I need a sandwich."

Lee's Nightly Rambles 4/14

"Fuck that dragon. Stupid. Kick it.....I'm sorry."

‎"Use the ancient tome. Ugh. No. It's new put it away."

‎"You suck at magic. SHUT UP."

‎"Fuck you wizard." 

   

Lee's Nightly Rambles 4/16

"Pull the lever. Trap."

"No fair the dogs. No."

 

Lee's Nightly Rambles 4/28

"Cookies.....you can't make cookies. You're a penguin. Make a cake. Frosting. Oh! Peanut butter cookies! Little things with the fork."

"I climbed a tree. YOU DIDN'T DO IT."

"No. Noooooo. Nope. You're a bad girl I'm not suppose to talk to you. Get back on the bus!"

"I defriended you."   

Time to redecorate

H: *threatens to punch Lee's balls*
L: Nooooo! My balls!
H: Psh. What do you need em for? Nothing!
L: Decoration.
H: Ha! Like balls on the wall?
L: For my dick.
H: Riiiiight.
L: A dickeration. Get it? DICK-eration?

The Sickness

L: I don't feel so good.
H: What does that mean?
L: I dunno, just feel tired.
H: I'll diagnose you, I'm almost a doctor*.
Huong puts her hand on Lee's head.
H: Hmm.....I diagnose you with too much Skyrim.
L: Noooo!! Second opinion!!
H: *uses other hand* It's official. Too much Skyrim.


*Huong is getting her PhD.